Local Produce, Farm Stand & Handmade Goods in Newburg, PA
BY FREY’S HAND, BOUNTY GROWS
A family-built farm and workshop in Newburg, Pennsylvania.
Built from the soil up.
We found an affordable place for our family to live—and began transforming ordinary ground into a farm, workshop, and future we could build together.
🚨 THE GREAT LUFA OUTBREAK IS LIVE!
October 26 – November 9, 2026
Our homegrown loofahs have officially arrived!
⚔️ Every loofah includes an LPA badge sticker designed by Violet and a QR code to our original family adventure!
🎨 50% OFF eligible Kids' Activity Worksheets.
📚 25% OFF one eligible Coloring Book, automatically applied when purchased with a loofah.
🌱 15% of promotional net profits will be set aside for Neighbor's Harvest!
THE GREAT LUFA OUTBREAK!
The Lufa Protection Agency Is Recruiting!
Something has taken over Heathen Farms, and the kids have formed the Lufa Protection Agency to handle the situation!
Join Butthead Muffin and the crew as we turn our homegrown loofahs into a family adventure.
Every qualifying Heathen Farms loofah order includes an official LPA badge sticker, designed by Violet, and a QR code linking to the original Lufa Protection Agency video.
SPECIAL OUTBREAK OFFER — OCTOBER 26–NOVEMBER 9
Purchase a homegrown loofah and unlock 50% off kids' activity worksheets
OR
25% off coloring books
discounts automatically applied!
This is only the beginning. Subscribe and follow every chapter as we build something worth handing down.
START HERE: MEET HEATHEN FARMS
Follow Our Journey
Heathen Farms is being built in public—one garden bed, one repair, one market day, and one hard-earned lesson at a time.
On YouTube, we’re documenting the full journey of a family of six building a farm, business, community mission, and more meaningful life from the ground up on less than one acre.
Watch the honest victories, failures, family projects, growing lessons, market days, The Neighbor’s Harvest, the Kids Grow Club, and everything that comes next.
Follow us on Facebook for everyday farm updates and join us on YouTube for the complete story.
Build Well. Teach Freely. Serve Proudly.
THE LUFA PROTECTION AGENCY!
Protecting the Harvest. One Lufa at a Time.
It started with a few loofah gourds growing on our little family farm in Newburg, Pennsylvania.
But what happens when the kids, Butthead Muffin, and a whole lot of imagination get involved?
The Lufa Protection Agency is born!
What began as another day at Heathen Farms turned into a family adventure that we're now sharing with our customers.
Our natural loofahs are grown and prepared right here on the farm. Every purchase helps support the farm we're building together, and each loofah comes with a special reminder of the people behind it.
Your official LPA welcome includes:
A homegrown Heathen Farms loofah.
An official Lufa Protection Agency badge sticker designed by Violet.
A QR code to watch the original family adventure.
Watch the video, meet the agency, and become part of the story.
⚔️ Meet Butthead Muffin! 🚨
Every great organization needs a fearless leader… and the Lufa Protection Agency has Butthead Muffin! 😂
When the loofahs started taking over Heathen Farms, Butthead Muffin stepped up to lead the charge! With the kids by his side, no loofah is safe from inspection, and no harvest is too big for the LPA!
🌱 Protecting the harvest, one loofah at a time!
Watch the original Lufa Protection Agency adventure above and meet the legend behind the madness!
WE DIDN’T MOVE HERE TO START A FARM
We were searching for one thing: an affordable home with enough room for our family.
By chance, the place we found sat on agricultural land. It wasn’t a working farm—just open grass, cluttered corners, and possibility.
We didn’t inherit a homestead or arrive with a large budget. We began with what we had, learned as we went, and slowly turned ordinary ground into Heathen Farms.
We didn’t start with much. We started together.
BUILT BY HAND.
BUILT WITH WHAT WE HAD.
We couldn’t afford to buy a finished farm, so we learned to build one. Discarded pallets became fencing and compost bins. Free slab wood became raised beds. Reclaimed windows and lumber became shelters, workspaces, and growing infrastructure. Most of it was built by our family, one project at a time.
WE DIDN’T WAIT UNTIL WE HAD EVERYTHING.
WE BEGAN WITH WHATEVER WAS WITHIN REACH.
THEN THE LAND CAME ALIVE
The first garden beds changed everything.
We improved the soil, started seeds beneath grow lights, planted flowers for pollinators, and learned through every success and every mistake.
The children helped plant, water, gather, and harvest. They watched bare ground become vegetables, herbs, flowers, insects, and food they could carry into the house with their own hands.
What began as rented grass slowly became a living classroom, a source of nourishment, and the foundation of Heathen Farms.
We weren’t simply growing crops. We were growing a different life.
FROM OUR SOIL
TO LOCAL TABLES
Growing food was the beginning.
Today our gardens produce greens, beets, radishes, tomatoes, herbs, flowers, and other seasonal harvests raised with hands-on care.
What we grow moves from our soil to local tables through our farm stand, farmers markets, and local deliveries. Every basket carries the story of the land, the work, and the family that raised it.
Small harvests. Local food. Grown by a family you can meet.
MADE HERE, NOT MASS PRODUCED
Heathen Farms is also a family workshop.
We turn wood, fabric, stone, wire, reclaimed materials, and our own ideas into useful goods with character.
Our market tables have held hand-burned rune hangers, jewelry, reusable unpaper towels, garden pieces, seasonal decorations, and self-published coloring books inspired by the North.
No two pieces—or market days—are ever exactly alike.
Made slowly. Made personally. Made by our family.
THE FAMILY BEHIND THE FARM
Heathen Farms was never built to pull our family away from one another.
It was built so we could work, learn, create, and grow together.
Our children help plant seeds, gather harvests, create products, explore the woods, and experience the satisfaction of making something with their own hands.
Our faith and seasonal traditions keep us connected to nature, our heritage, and one another—from gathering natural materials in the forest to building our family Yule log together.
The farm is what we are building. The family is why we are building it.
COME SEE WHAT WE’RE BUILDING
Heathen Farms is still growing—one garden bed, one handmade product, and one market day at a time. Explore what we make, see what is coming from the garden, or visit us locally and meet the family behind it all.
-Built by hand in Newburg, Pennsylvania.